i’m genuinely nervous about what will happen in the last movie.
- Kili might die for Tauriel instead of Thorin or his brother
- Fili and Kili might die apart from each other
- No focus on Bilbo’s journey
- /love triangle/
- Legolas being reduced to “moody teen elf” instead of you know, a centuries-old, incredibly proficient, intelligent and helpful, empathetic prince.
- Thorin being struck down and dying immediately instead of that long goodbye in the tent.
- Their struggle and fight being undermined by the Gandalf/Sauron plot.
- that fucking love triangle
wearing a knee length dress and i havent shaved
im only going to a class on feminist theory
i dont give a fuck