wait i just realized this: why was anyone afraid of the winter soldier.
he had 4 missions in the movie and he failed every single one. 0% completion rate. lmao.
#’mission report’#’45 billion dollars in property damage’#’did you eliminate the target?’#’nope’#’jesus christ’#’i DID break or blow up a lot of important-looking stuff though’#’you’re lucky you’re cute’#howard and maria stark really did die in a car crash#howard like dropped his cigarette in his lap and drove into a tree while the winter soldier took a power nap