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meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

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invisiblink:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

which you can then wear two days in a row

invisiblink:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

which you can then wear two days in a row

(via binariesarebullshit)

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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driving around today i saw a license plate that said 4DCUNTD and i figured out it meant “for dc united”

but dude

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lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

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therealdjqualls:

humansofnewyork:

"I found him in the trash. I named him Shadow because he followed me everywhere."

This cat can talk?

therealdjqualls:

humansofnewyork:

"I found him in the trash. I named him Shadow because he followed me everywhere."

This cat can talk?

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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Tags: Curly Queue
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