I'm with the hair.

May 18

[video]

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

May 17

[video]

dewymossempire:

Victorian Alabama Mansion.

Source.

(via demure--dalliances)

[video]

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

(via indeathmayibetriumphant)